Eli Manning has been benched. It is a sad thing, but an understandable one. It is time for Big Blue to hand the reins to his heir, a Mr. Daniel Jones from Duke, but a few things must first be said concerning Mr. Manning’s career. As of 18-SEP-2019, Eli Manning has played the like an […]

I got my first win of the season in Fantasy Football. It was quite ugly. Travis Kelce scored me 24.7 points, JuJu Smith-Schuster 13.4, and Sony Michel a solid 12.5. But the main reason I won was because my opponent started Drew Brees, who racked up a whopping -0.5 points. The legend is expected to […]

Exactly one year ago, I was being checked into the hospital psych ward. The night preceding, I tried to overdose in a suicide attempt. My girlfriend found me passed out on my floor, and quickly got a hold of my parents who called 911. I voluntarily committed myself to the ward for a few days […]

As to where to begin, I am at a loss. Let’s start with Fantasy Football. I spent close to an hour this past Thursday morning deciding between starting DeSean Jackson and Jimmy Graham in my FLEX spot. After much deliberation, research concerning stats, and conjecture concerning role, I went with DeSean. I was slightly worried […]

The Baltimore Orioles are terrible. And this is the math talking. The O’s own the coveted 30th place League ERA, an oddly consecutive rating (as of 28-AUG-2019) of 5.79. This means any team that plays them can expect to score at least 5 runs, on average anyway. And as the O’s entered Washington D.C. last […]

Does anyone really think that Donald Trump is as innocent as a Passover lamb? Did we forget that Don Jr. met with confirmed Russian intelligence operatives in Trump Tower in June of 2016? Did we forget that Hillary destroyed him by 3 million votes, that his approval ratings have never breached 46%, that he regularly […]

In a meeting yesterday, my team was asked to introduce ourselves and give a small bit of information on our writing background. When my turn came, I mentioned my background as a Philosophy major, and that writing concise, argumentative, academic papers have been the bulk of my work to this point in time. I then […]

There is something comforting in the sorrowful notes, a window into a troubled man’s soul. Somehow, the beauty of the chromatic ornamentation conveys agony. The order, the ebb and flow, the subdued restlessness, it all speaks to me today. Day 3 of new a new medication finds me unusually receptive to the soothing aid of […]

I have been reading one blog in particular over the past year, and it has inspired me to start my own. I naturally feel that I have a lot to say. I am a recent college graduate! My voice is important! I have valuable things to contribute to the internet! How naive, right? Sincerely, I […]